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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  -- Gifts for Men --                    \
|                                         |
| Men are amused by almost any idiot      |
| thing -- that is why professional ice   |
| hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts |
| for them is easy. But you should never  |
| buy them clothes. Men believe they      |
| already have all the clothes they will  |
| ever need, and new ones make them       |
| nervous. For example, your average man  |
| has 84 ties, but he wears, at most,     |
| only three of them. He has learned,     |
| through humiliating trial and error,    |
| that if he wears any of the other 81    |
| ties, his wife will probably laugh at   |
| him ("You're not going to wear THAT tie |
| with that suit, are you?"). So he has   |
| narrowed it down to three safe ties,    |
| and has gone several years without      |
| being laughed at. If you give him a new |
| tie, he will pretend to like it, but    |
| deep inside he will hate you.           |
|                                         |
| If you want to give a man something     |
| practical, consider tires. More than    |
| once, I would have gladly traded all    |
| the gifts I got for a new set of tires. |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A   |
\ Survivor's Guide"                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;