Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / People who claim they don't let little \ | things bother them have never slept in | \ a room with a single mosquito. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;