Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Near the Studio Jean Cocteau On the Rue \ | des Ecoles lived an old man with a | | blind dog Every evening I would see him | | guiding the dog along the sidewalk, | | keeping a firm grip on the leash so | | that the dog wouldn't run into a | | passerby Sometimes the dog would stop | | and look up at the sky Once the old man | | noticed me watching the dog and he | | said, "Oh, yes, this one knows when the | | moon is out, he can feel it on his | | face" | | | \ -- Barry Gifford / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;