Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Dealing with failure is easy: \ | | | Work hard to improve. Success is also | | easy to handle: | | | | You've solved the wrong problem. | | | \ Work hard to improve. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;