Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Virtue would go far if vanity did not \ | keep it company. | | | \ -- La Rochefoucauld / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;