Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / What a strange game. The only winning \ | move is not to play. | | | \ -- WOP, "War Games" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;