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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ QWERT (kwirt) n. [MW < OW qwertyuiop, a \
| thirteenth] 1. a unit of weight equal   |
| to 13 poiuyt avoirdupois (or 1.69       |
| kiloliks), commonly used in structural  |
| engineering 2. [Colloq.] one thirteenth |
| the load that a fully grown sligo can   |
| carry. 3. [Anat.] a painful irritation  |
| of the dermis in the region of the anus |
| 4. [Slang] person who excites in others |
| the symptoms of a qwert.                |
|                                         |
| -- Webster's Middle World Dictionary,   |
\ 4th ed.                                 /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;