Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Everyone knows that dragons don't \ | exist. But while this simplistic | | formulation may satisfy the layman, it | | does not suffice for the scientific | | mind. The School of Higher Neantical | | Nillity is in fact wholly unconcerned | | with what ____does exist. Indeed, | | the banality of existence has been so | | amply demonstrated, there is no need | | for us to discuss it any further here. | | The brilliant Cerebron, attacking the | | problem analytically, discovered three | | distinct kinds of dragon: the mythical, | | the chimerical, and the purely | | hypothetical. They were all, one might | | say, nonexistent, but each nonexisted | | in an entirely different way ... | | | \ -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;