Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The mark of a good party is that you \ | wake up the next morning wanting to | | change your name and start a new life | | in different city. | | | \ -- Vance Bourjaily, "Esquire" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;