Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One has to look out for engineers -- \ | they begin with sewing machines and end | | up with the atomic bomb. | | | \ -- Marcel Pagnol / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;