Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Some men are so interested in their \ | wives' continued happiness that they | | hire detectives to find out the reason | \ for it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;