Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Internet censorship. Because \ | your children need to be | | | | protected from naked women, medical | | procedures, diverse | | | | cultures, and violent video games. | | (but information on building | | bombs, stealing cable, and | | | \ manufacturing drugs is okay...) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;