Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / AmigaDOS Beer: The company has gone out \ | of business, but their recipe has been | | picked up by some weird German company, | | so now this beer will be an import. | | This beer never really sold very well | | because the original manufacturer | | didn't understand marketing. Like Unix | | Beer, AmigaDOS Beer fans are an | | extremely loyal and loud group. It | | originally came in a 16-oz. can, but | | now comes in 32-oz. cans too. When this | | can was originally introduced, it | | appeared flashy and colorful, but the | | design hasn't changed much over the | | years, so it appears dated now. Critics | | of this beer claim that it is only | \ meant for watching TV anyway. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;