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$ fortune | cowsay

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/ However, on religious issues there can  \
| be little or no compromise. There is no |
| position on which people are so         |
| immovable as their religious beliefs.   |
| There is no more powerful ally one can  |
| claim in a debate than Jesus Christ, or |
| God, or Allah, or whatever one calls    |
| this supreme being. But like any        |
| powerful weapon, the use of God's name  |
| on one's behalf should be used          |
| sparingly. The religious factions that  |
| are growing throughout our land are not |
| using their religious clout with        |
| wisdom. They are trying to force        |
| government leaders into following their |
| position 100 percent. If you disagree   |
| with these religious groups on a        |
| particular moral issue, they complain,  |
| they threaten you with a loss of money  |
| or votes or both. I'm frankly sick and  |
| tired of the political preachers across |
| this country telling me as a citizen    |
| that if I want to be a moral person, I  |
| must believe in "A," "B," "C," and "D." |
| Just who do they think they are? And    |
| from where do they presume to claim the |
| right to dictate their moral beliefs to |
| me? And I am even more angry as a       |
| legislator who must endure the threats  |
| of every religious group who thinks it  |
| has some God-granted right to control   |
| my vote on every roll call in the       |
| Senate. I am warning them today: I will |
| fight them every step of the way if     |
| they try to dictate their moral         |
| convictions to all Americans in the     |
| name of "conservatism."                 |
|                                         |
| -- Senator Barry Goldwater, from the    |
| Congressional Record, September 16,     |
\ 1981                                    /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;