Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I call Christianity the *one* great \ | curse, the *one* great intrinsic | | depravity, the *one* great instinct for | | revenge for which no expedient is | | sufficiently poisonous, secret, | | subterranean, *petty* -- I call it the | | *one* mortal blemish of mankind." | | | \ -- Friedrich Nietzsche / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;