Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / It is easier for a camel to pass \ | through the eye of a needle if it is | | lightly greased. | | | \ -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;