Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "We scientists, whose tragic destiny it \ | has been to make the methods of | | annihilation ever more gruesome and | | more effective, must consider it our | | solemn and transcendent duty to do all | | in our power in preventing these | | weapons from being used for the brutal | | purpose for which they were invented." | | | | -- Albert Einstein, Bulletin of Atomic | \ Scientists, September 1948 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;