Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's OBVIOUS ... The FURS never reached \ | ISTANBUL ... You were an EXTRA in the | | REMAKE of "TOPKAPI" ... Go home to your | \ WIFE ... She's making FRENCH TOAST! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;