Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The simple rights, the civil liberties \ | from generations of struggle must not | | be just fine words for patriotic | | holidays, words we subvert on weekdays, | | but living, honored rules of conduct | | amongst us...I'm glad the American | | Civil Liberties Union gets indignant, | | and I hope this will always be so." | | | \ -- Senator Adlai E. Stevenson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;