Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The thrill is here, but it won't last \ | long You'd better have your fun before | \ it moves along... / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;