Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is easier to be a "humanitarian" \ | than to render your own country its | | proper due; it is easier to be a | | "patriot" than to make your community a | | better place to live in; it is easier | | to be a "civic leader" than to treat | | your own family with loving | | understanding; for the smaller the | | focus of attention, the harder the | | task. | | | \ -- Sydney J. Harris / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;