Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you want your spouse to listen and \ | pay strict attention to every word you | \ say, talk in your sleep. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;