Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Men have a much better time of it than \ | women; for one thing they marry later; | | for another thing they die earlier. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;