Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Governor Tarkin. I should have expected \ | to find you holding Vader's leash. I | | thought I recognized your foul stench | | when I was brought on board. | | | \ -- Princess Leia Organa / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;