Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Whenever one person is found adequate \ | to the discharge of a duty by close | | application thereto, it is worse | | execute by two persons and scarcely | | done at all if three or more are | | employed therein. | | | \ -- George Washington, 1732-1799 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;