Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "I'd love to go out with you, but the \ | man on television told me to stay | \ tuned." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;