Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If a subordinate asks you a pertinent \ | question, look at him as if he had lost | | his senses. When he looks down, | \ paraphrase the question back at him. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;