Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The universe is ruled by letting things \ | take their course. It cannot be ruled | | by interfering. | | | \ -- Chinese proverb / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;