Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In a museum in Havana, there are two \ | skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one | | when he was a boy and one when he was a | | man." | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;