Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S \ | CREED | | | | (1) Never eat on an empty stomach. | | | | (2) Never leave the table hungry. | | | | (3) When traveling, never leave a | | country hungry. | | | | (4) Enjoy your food. | | | | (5) Enjoy your companion's food. | | | | (6) Really taste your food. It may take | | several portions to | | | | accomplish this, especially if subtly | | seasoned. | | | | (7) Really feel your food. Texture is | | important. Compare, | | | | for example, the texture of a turnip to | | that of a | | | | brownie. Which feels better against | | your cheeks? | | | | (8) Never eat between snacks, unless | | it's a meal. | | | | (9) Don't feel you must finish | | everything on your plate. You | | | | can always eat it later. | | | | (10) Avoid any wine with a childproof | | cap. | | | | (11) Avoid blue food. | | | \ -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;