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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S   \
| CREED                                   |
|                                         |
| (1) Never eat on an empty stomach.      |
|                                         |
| (2) Never leave the table hungry.       |
|                                         |
| (3) When traveling, never leave a       |
| country hungry.                         |
|                                         |
| (4) Enjoy your food.                    |
|                                         |
| (5) Enjoy your companion's food.        |
|                                         |
| (6) Really taste your food. It may take |
| several portions to                     |
|                                         |
| accomplish this, especially if subtly   |
| seasoned.                               |
|                                         |
| (7) Really feel your food. Texture is   |
| important. Compare,                     |
|                                         |
| for example, the texture of a turnip to |
| that of a                               |
|                                         |
| brownie. Which feels better against     |
| your cheeks?                            |
|                                         |
| (8) Never eat between snacks, unless    |
| it's a meal.                            |
|                                         |
| (9) Don't feel you must finish          |
| everything on your plate. You           |
|                                         |
| can always eat it later.                |
|                                         |
| (10) Avoid any wine with a childproof   |
| cap.                                    |
|                                         |
| (11) Avoid blue food.                   |
|                                         |
\ -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet"      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;