Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Rule of the Great: \ | | | When people you greatly admire appear | | to be thinking deep | | | | thoughts, they probably are thinking | \ about lunch. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;