Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Your worship is your furnaces which, \ | like old idols, lost obscenes, have | | molten bowels; your vision is machines | | for making more machines. | | | \ -- Gordon Bottomley, 1874 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;