Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "We don't do a new version to fix \ | bugs." - Bill Gates "The new version - | | it's not there to fix bugs." - Bill | | Gates | | | | -- Retranslated from Focus 43/1995, pp. | \ 206-212 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;