Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Bureaucracy is the enemy of \ | innovation." | | | | -- Mark Shepherd, former President and | \ CEO of Texas Instruments / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;