Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you don't strike oil in twenty \ | minutes, stop boring. | | | \ -- Andrew Carnegie, on public speaking / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;