Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: Why haven't you graduated yet? A: \ | Well, Dad, I could have finished years | | ago, but I wanted | | | \ my dissertation to rhyme. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;