Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It has long been an axiom of mine that \ | the little things are infinitely the | | most important. | | | | -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Case of | \ Identity" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;