Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'd never cry if I did find \ | | | A blue whale in my soup... Nor would I | | mind a porcupine | | | | Inside a chicken coop. Yes life is fine | | when things combine, | | | | Like ham in beef chow mein... But lord, | | this time I think I mind, | | | | They've put acid in my rain. | | | \ -- - Milo Bloom / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;