Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is something you must understand \ | about the Soviet system. They have the | | ability to concentrate all their | | efforts on a given design, and develop | | all components simultaneously, but | | sometimes without proper testing. Then | | they end up with a technological | | disaster like the Tu-144. In a | | technology race at the time, that | | aircraft was two months ahead of the | | Concorde. Four Tu-144s were built; two | | have crashed, and two are in museums. | | The Concorde has been flying safely for | | over 10 years. -- Victor Belenko, | | MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in | | 1976 | | | | "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, | \ pg. 100 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;