Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There is not much to choose between a \ | woman who deceives us for another, and | | a woman who deceives another for | | ourselves. | | | \ -- Augier / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;