Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Conquer with Inaction \ | | | Do not control the people with laws, | | Nor violence nor espionage, But conquer | | them with inaction. For: The more | | morals and taboos there are, The more | | cruelty afflicts people; The more guns | | and knives there are, The more factions | | divide people; The more arts and skills | | there are, The more change obsoletes | | people; The more laws and taxes there | | are, The more theft corrupts people. | | Yet take no action, and the people | | nurture eachother; Make no laws, and | | the people deal fairly with eachother; | | Own no interest, and the people | | cooperate with eachother; Express no | | desire, and the people harmonize with | | eachother. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;