Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You're always thinking you're gonna be \ | the one that makes 'em act different. | | | \ -- Woody Allen, "Manhattan" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;