Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Trying to be happy is like trying to \ | build a machine for which the only | | specification is that it should run | \ noiselessly. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;