Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I had a feeling once about mathematics \ | -- that I saw it all. Depth beyond | | depth was revealed to me -- the Byss | | and the Abyss. I saw -- as one might | | see the transit of Venus or even the | | Lord Mayor's Show -- a quantity passing | | through infinity and changing its sign | | from plus to minus. I saw exactly why | | it happened and why tergiversation was | | inevitable -- but it was after dinner | | and I let it go. | | | \ -- Winston Churchill / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;