Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ...difference of opinion is \ | advantageious in religion. The several | | sects perform the office of a common | | censor morum over each other. Is | | uniformity attainable? Millions of | | innocent men, women, and children, | | since the introduction of Christianity, | | have been burnt, tortured, fined, | | imprisoned; yet we have not advanced | | one inch towards uniformity. | | | | -- Thomas Jefferson, "Notes on | \ Virginia" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;