Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Of all possible committee reactions to \ | any given agenda item, the reaction | | that will occur is the one which will | | liberate the greatest amount of hot | | air. | | | \ -- Thomas L. Martin / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;