Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Be not anxious about what you have, but \ | about what you are. | | | \ -- Pope St. Gregory I / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;