Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / He who writes with no misspelled words \ | has prevented a first suspicion on the | | limits of his scholarship or, in the | | social world, of his general education | | and culture. | | | \ -- Julia Norton McCorkle / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;