Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /you know, Linux needs a \ | platform game starring Tux | | kinda Super Marioish, but with Tux and | | things like little cyber | | | | bugs and borgs and that sort of thing | | ... And you have to jump | | past billgatus and hit the key to drop | | him | | | | into the lava and then you see some guy | | that looks like a RMS | | | | or someone say "Thank you for rescuing | | me Tux, but Linus | | | \ Torvalds is in another castle!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;