Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / There but for the grace of God, goes \ | God. | | | | -- Winston Churchill, speaking of Sir | \ Stafford Cripps. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;